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Guild Master
Urostek
Guild Master
Joined: June 2012
Promoted: September 2014
Urostek is best known and loved by guildmates for his good humor and open-book style of communication. He is quick to consult the officer team on what they think the best course for success is, whether it be fostering ideas for fun events or gathering intel on unsavory bans. His honestly, discretion, compassion, and lack of ego have set the standard for the expectations of all Ministry of Defense members, from top to bottom.
Warlords
Mythic
Quetzie
Warlord (Raid Lead)
Joined: Summer 2016
Promoted: October 2016 & April 2018
Quetzie – once “Raid Mom” – solo-lead the 2016-2017 raid team through several AOTCs, and returned in 2018 and rejoined the ranks. Quetzie is the tech wizard of the Warlords, managing a plethora of resources (wowaudit, readycheck.io, the website, discord bots) and volunteers for many odd jobs. She is known for her “tough but fair – not mad but disappointed” attitude in raids, and known outside raids for her piles of gold and “gotta have it, gotta hoard it” collection’s tab.
Tiraffe
Warlord (Raid Lead)
Joined: December 2018
Promoted: June 2020
Tiraffe is the newest of the Warlords, and proved himself a valuable asset to the team early on. He never shies away from a challege, regularly playing all classes and specs to gain a deeper insight into the game. Tiraffe is everyone’s go-to when they need top-level analysis and min-maxing to understand of different aspects of the game. His calm demeanor and no-nonsense, analytical mindset are a core component of the Warlords infrastructure.
Zextol
Warlord (Raid Lead)
Joined:
Promoted: 2018
Zextol is the Mythic raid’s primary shotcaller, getting everyone focused on the same timer and phasing, hurling instructions rapidfire to ensure nobody’s misusing their cooldowns. Outside raid he helps organize the Mythic Keystone event and is partially responsible for its newfound success. Zextol would never admit it, but he’s the cement that keeps the raid together. His easygoing nature and charismatic charm allow him to handle any interpersonal conflicts with ease and grace – no easy feat in a Mythic raiding environment, and a vital role in the Warlord team.
Legati
Events
Mystickittie
Legati (Sunday Funday)
Joined: (date)
Promoted: October 2023
Mystickittie is soft-spoken and known for her good humor. She enjoys working with others to tackle a common goal – or going out of her way to help someone complete what she’s already finished. Mystickittie is also known for her love of PvP and is an active member of the rated battlegrounds team. She runs the Sunday Funday event, and help guild members collect mounts, achievements, and transmog. You say “mount”, she says . Mystickittie may be the newest Legati on the scene, but don’t underestimate her determination to help others to collect all the things on Sunday Fundays!
Zurro / Haliax / Venris
Legati (Mythic+)
Joined:
Promoted: May 2021
Zurro joins the Ministry of Defense all the way from Japan, but he’s dedicated enough to set alarms to wake up early to join raid and set his schedule so he can partake in the fun. While previous attempts at a weekly dungeon event for the guild have failed, Zurro has deftly tackled the problem. By hand-crafting groups week after week, we’ve seen more keys completed than ever before, creating a successful, fun, and well-rounded event with opportunities for all skill levels.
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Warlords
Weekend Warriors
Huge
Attache Valet
Joined: May 2020
Promoted: March 2022
Huge joined the heroic raid group with Sparkles as a member back in Ny’alotha, and quickly impressed everyone with his skills, sharp wit, and impeccable sense of style. When the Mythic team stepped back from filling leadership roles in the Weekend Warriors during Shadowlands, Huge took a massive, tauren-sized step forward. He and Sparkles have helped shape a new set of expectations for the team moving into Dragonflight, further cementing the group’s unique identity and culture separate from both the Mythic and Normal runs.
Sparkles
Attache Valet
Joined: May 2020
Promoted: June 2022
Sparklefarts joined the raid group in Ny’alotha alongside Huge. His killer puns have eased many tensions and contribute to an upbeat, positive environment for the Weekend Warriors. Always ready to lend a hand when needed, he was a natural choice to take on a new leadership role in Shadowlands. Sparkles works hand-in-hand with Huge to study fights, handle admin paperwork, and craft strategies to ensure that the Weekend Warriors move forward at a consistent pace without losing the charm that makes them who they are.
Warbringers
Phil
Warbringer (PvP Lead)
Joined:
Promoted:
Phil 😀
Frostlitch
Warbringer (PvP Lead)
Joined:
Promoted:
FROST!
Azziria
Warbringer (PvP Lead)
Joined:
Promoted:
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